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Best Taskmaster Quotes

“Thanks for the moves. Now get out of my face!”

Taskmaster: Spider-Man. Nice of you to finally visit my school. Unfortunately I’m no longer accepting applicants.
Spider-Man: We’ve come for the list of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, Taskmaster. And for Agent MacGuffin.
Taskmaster: We who?
Spider-Man: Me and Dead… Deadpool!
Taskmaster: Deadpool is here? What?
Deadpool: Boogity-boo! Did you miss me?
Taskmaster: You. You’re out of your mind to come here. I will destroy you.

Taskmaster: Oh, Spider-Man. If you’d studied with me instead of Fury you might not be so naive. Who do think I stole the identity list from in the fist place?
Spider-Man: Agent MacGuffin?
Deadpool: Heh. Confession time. Yeah, it was me.
Spider-Man: You?
Deadpool: And there is no Agent MacGuffin. And also I stole the list from S.H.I.E.L.D., but Taskmaster swiped it from me when I left my pouches in the potty.
Spider-Man: What?
Deadpool: Dude, couldn’t help it. I had Indian food. My legs went numb I was in there so long.

Quote1 Personally, I think we’ve done enough of the beating and torture and I’m ready to move straight to the beheading. Quote2
–Taskmaster

Quote1 I gotta say. Fighting you? Want to talk about a fighting style I could have lived a lifetime without memorizing? It’s yours. Never met a punch you wouldn’t rather take than dodge, have you? Quote2